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summer 2024 i started watching south park, its really funny tbh.

episodic commentary

3x5

i love how kenny's in home ec hes so enthusiastic about "pink, lacey stuff"

3x7

oh my god shelly's bf is a grown ass man that's so fucked up. she's 13?? oh my god.

at 8:24 in this episode cartman totally just said gyatt.

whatt, i love the cartman shelly solidarity???? whattt this is actually sweet

s: "he is a scumbag.. i wish i could him back, i just don't know how."
c: "Well, i could ask artemis clyde frog, he would know.."
s: "huh?"
c: "if you want. i could help you."
s: "really? you would do that?"
C: "just let me get my cowboy hat."

bro that's so sweet??? i can literally hear the smile in cartman's voice too why is he actually being nice this is freaky.

the cat party?? oh my god this is crazy. oh, thats a cat doing a line of catnip like it's coke.

3x8

HOLY SHIT, butters/?>?!??!???@! "wippy tippy too too. tralalal" bro these fuckass nerds

3x10

koRn in south park goes crazzzy!! i looked it up and apparently they voiced themselves too, and their debut of falling away from me was on this episode. thats fuckin insane.

HOW did kenny get that costume HELLO?? ..that damn fucking chewbacca costume.

3x15

oh my god i cant believe that they killed off kenny in the hanky christmas episode. they didnt even bother saying "oh my god" about it either they just kept singing. perfection.

3x16

the premise of this stupid ass episode is so funnyyy. OMG stan just knocked on chef's door and chef said "whats the matter little cracker" LMFAOOAO. KLAFJASKL STAN TAKING HORMONES AND GETTING VOICECRACKS IS SO FUNNY. HELP he died from the tampon up his butt. WHY DOES GOD LOOK LIKE THAt. "he is the alpha, the omega, the beginning and the end." LMAFOOFA?

3x17

"god-damnit, i dont think you children have been working on your fingering!" - mr garrison, in reference to playing the recorder.
"that's not true mr garrison, kyle was working on his fingering with his mom all night long!" - cartman

LMFAO. kenny laughing at that too is so reall.

"no seriously, kyle's mom says kyle is getting really good at fingering!" - cartman again.
OH MY GOD I LOVE HOW KENNY FELL OUT OF HIS CHAIR LAUGHing. wait. i just noticed that kyle is looking mildly concerned, and stan is looking angry about kenny laughing. HM. zesty as hell brah.

"what's arkansas, is that a state?" - stan
"ay, look at the freaking eskimos in their little hats and gloves." - some random kid from new york. OH MY GOD. HE JUST CALLED THEM QUEEFS? WHY IS SOUTHPARK DISCUSSING QUEEFS.

"what the hell are you talking about?? i never sexually abused you." - garrison's dad.
"I KNOW! i wanna know why not?" - mr garrison
HELLO??

4x1

HOLY SHIT. TIMMAH's first appearance!!!
KENNY JUST GOT PULLED BUTT BOOTY NAKED OUT OF HIS CLOTHES FROM THE FORCE OF TITMMY'S WHEELCHAR?? THAT'S INSANE.
FAIRY CARTMAN??? it's so crazy to see cartman without his hat. i forgot he had hair..
i love my existential lil kenny

4x2

cartman in prison lol. i liked the exxtended cut of him shitting out the cigarettes.

4x3

timmy getting recruited for that POS's band is honestly so hard, like it kinda sounded good.

..the satire in this show lands so well. "people laughed at timmy, and timmy should be at home where he's protected from laughter."

4x4

ok ew grandpa sex scene. but, kenny's singing was genuinely really gorgeous??!?!?! hello??

naww, randy's CRAZYY FOR THAT. "alright, everyone who has a grandma, step forward. ... not so fast, girls."

ok but seriously. why is kenny a good singer. what the fuck.

also tell me why the easter bunny ruse thing was kinda actually scary.

kenny wearing a suit on top of his parka is actually hilarious.